Wayne Gretzky's First Drafts 

Spring '16

“You miss 0% of the shots that go into the goal.”

“You miss 6% of the shots you take when the goalie’s a sleeping koala.”

“You miss 73% of the shots you take when you’re about to shoot but your teammate slaps you on the ass and screams, ‘Get it in there, Gretz!’”

“You miss 28% of the shots you take when you feed the puck to a live snake named Gary and just hope that Gary will slither into the back of the net.”  

“I made 27% of the shots I took because I’m the best.” 

“We’re not talking about guns, are we?” 

“You miss 0% of the shots you take after you poke the goalie in the eyes and yell, ‘You can’t stop The White Tornado!’”

“You make 0% of the shots you take at a bar. The bartender makes it! Ha!” 

“You can’t break hockey down into statistics.”