Starbucks Saga

Fall '15

Jeremy: My name is Jeremy.

Starbucks Guy: I don't need your name, you bought a scone—

Jeremy: Please get my name wrong so I can post about it.

Starbucks Guy: No.

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Jeremy: (Talking as he types) Wow… the… guy… at… Starbucks… got… my… freaking… name… wrong… he… called… me… Jeremy.

Starbucks Guy: I’m right in front of you, and that’s actually your name.

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Jeremy: (Relaying the story to a friend) So the guy at Starbucks got my name wrong, he called
me—

Starbucks Guy: Please just leave me alone.