Elon Musk

Fall '15

Twelve board members are seated around a table in a penthouse. One board member checks his watch.

Board Member: Where is he? He said to meet here at 12:30! I can’t respect a CEO who doesn’t show up on ti—

The ground begins to tremble.

Board Member: Wh—what’s going on?

A loud bang is heard. One of the board members looks out the window and points.

Board Member: Look!

A train is flying through the air, getting closer and closer.

Board Member: Get down!

The train crashes through the window, killing all but the one board member. Elon Musk emerges from the train unscathed.

Elon Musk: Sorry I’m late, I just got back from lunch in... Shanghai.

He chuckles.